Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

(2003)
TV-14
7.5/10
3,717 votes
September 22, 2003
"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

Overview

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Network

Status

Ended

Type

Scripted
Season 1

Season 1

24 EpisodesAir Date: September 22, 2003

Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.

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Season 2

Season 2

24 EpisodesAir Date: September 20, 2004

Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.

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Season 3

Season 3

24 EpisodesAir Date: September 19, 2005

Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie's wild ways clash with Alan's neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.

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Season 4

Season 4

24 EpisodesAir Date: September 18, 2006

Change is in the air as Charlie's bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.

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Season 5

Season 5

19 EpisodesAir Date: September 24, 2007

Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.

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Season 6

Season 6

24 EpisodesAir Date: September 22, 2008

The house feels smaller than ever as everyone's bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.

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Season 7

Season 7

22 EpisodesAir Date: September 21, 2009

Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.

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Season 8

Season 8

16 EpisodesAir Date: September 20, 2010

Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

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Season 9

Season 9

24 EpisodesAir Date: September 19, 2011

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

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Season 10

Season 10

23 EpisodesAir Date: September 27, 2012

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

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Season 11

Season 11

22 EpisodesAir Date: September 26, 2013

When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.

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Season 12

Season 12

16 EpisodesAir Date: October 30, 2014

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

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