Distractible

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.

This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.

Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.

Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.

With great power, comes great Distractibility.

It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.

Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.

Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.

We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.

Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.

Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.

Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.

Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.

Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.

What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.

Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.

Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!

Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.

There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...

Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.

Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*

100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.

Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.

Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!

So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.

Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.

Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!

The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)

Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.

Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.

Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!

The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.

Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com

I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.

Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.

Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.

Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.

This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.

The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...

Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.

Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?

Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.

Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.

The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?

Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.

Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.

Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...

(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.

Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.

Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...

After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!

Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.

Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.

It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.

This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.

We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.

With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.

Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.

The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.

"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"

It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.

You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.

Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.

Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?

Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.

The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.

Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?

Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.

Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.

Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.

Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.

Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.

Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.

Together, we can Make America Wade Again!

Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.

There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.

If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”

Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?

Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!

[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]

Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.

Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...

New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.

It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.

Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...

As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.

Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.

Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.

Wade gets himself canceled.

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.

Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)

All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.

Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!

The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."